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Country Boy

Guys who drive pick up trucks and tractors, listen to country music, speak with a sexy southern accent (and/or aren't afraid to say y'all) and marry their high school sweethearts.
They're fucking sexy in a pair of cowboy boots and hat and even sexier when they take it all off.

They know how to treat a girl well and contrary to popular beliefs they do not beat their wives that would be a hick or an asshole.
Brandy: I'm sick of assholes, I want a Man. Someone who will treat me right. Someone who isn't afraid to roll around in the mud and get dirty ;) Someone who believes in God and would love me unconditionally.

Bailey: You need a country boy.
by brannonsgirl March 4, 2011
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country breakfast

An all-American looking and muscular gay man that other gay men want to wake up with in the morning.
Ooh girl that bartender is a country breakfast, somebody get me a to-go box because I'm going to be eating the leftovers for two weeks!
by Sandra Rosenbaum September 10, 2008
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Country

Adjective, a way to describe someone. Commonly thought derogatory in nature (ie slow, backward, etc). However, it is actually an enormous compliment. It means easy going, well liked, very respected.
Staff member 1: did you hear who they're sending to our office to work for 3 months?
Staff member 2: yes, Ms. Jenn!! I'm so excited I'm buying a notebook just to write down the brilliant things she says.
Staff member 1: I know! Me too cuz she's so country.
by GetTherapy September 29, 2009
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country blumpkin

Similar to a blumpkin, whereby a male taking a crap receives a blowjob, only this time it's from his sister.
Country blumpkin

"George, how larng are you going to be in that bathroom? The cow needs milking."
"Sorry Mavis, oi'm just saying g'boi to me sister afore she AAARRRHGGHHH oi told you nart to use yer teeth ya mangy old panhandler! Yer as bad as mother!"
by Duderer July 29, 2008
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Countryfile

Someone who has sex with underaged fields.
1: I just watched countryfile on the Internet.
2: Dude that is sick.
by benxben November 17, 2010
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Country Clubbed

When you delete someone from facebook in order to obtain a smaller friends list "country club".
Oh, I just country clubbed 200 people.
by space_bears March 13, 2011
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country scum

Redneck that is dressed in hat t shirt boots jeans sun glasses listens to country music
We saw some country scum walking towards us
by 3262bk September 16, 2013
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