The reason Boeing is making unsafe planes. Ever since they merged with McDonnell Douglas, count olaf slipped into the CEO position and is running them like a dangerously efficient monopoly so he gets all the profits.
Count olaf turned Boeing into a dangerous company that kills for money. He forced the 737 max into market and bribed the FAA to certify it and threatened to poison FAA officials if they said anything or didn’t get it certified fast enough. Can’t forget those two whistleblowers who died. It was obviously count olaf who killed them. All the Boeing employees across the factories in Everett and anywhere else are being forced to build unsafe planes otherwise he will murder them.
by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing July 31, 2025
Get the Count olafmug. by AmadeuS469 September 25, 2022
Get the Count Humpulamug. 
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by InterpersonalCommunication February 16, 2025
Get the Inglesias Gabriel Are The Leader Of The Latin Counts, King, Queens, And Latinx.mug. When you know you aren’t making par, so you count when you start putting and miraculously make a birdie.
by Clardaddy July 26, 2023
Get the Ocho Countingmug. A man who likes large numbers of inches up his bum. But slowly, so he can count them. He also does it whilst on a roundabout.
by leonlikesbum February 11, 2014
Get the counting roundaboutmug. When someone has 2/3 of a strikeout. A Full-Count is when you take a hit from a bong, and take a shot without the beer. Or when you take a hit from a bong and chug a beer without shot.
Dude he got messed up off of that Full-Count. Thank God we forgot the beer...a Strikeout would have been to much for him.
by AveryPorter July 5, 2011
Get the Full-Countmug.