contact pussy

One or more women picked up by means of being in the presence of a major player.

I'm surprised I haven't pulled more contact pussy just hanging out with a guy like Stebo.

by Chief93 July 28, 2006

Cortana

the worst digital assistant ever. you can wake Cortana up by saying "Hey Cortana". say anything you want and she'll open Microsoft Edge, or she'll say: I did not get that. Could you phrase it another way?

cortana: Can I be of assistance?
person: no, ur so bad at that

by Siri, Alexa, Bixby, Google As. April 25, 2018

containerize

verb meaning in military terminology 'to place in a container.' In actuality however, it means 'to transform into a container.'

Containerize that landmine, fucktard!

by The Pharaoh September 27, 2005

Coitalot

A magical cream that makes females attracted to the male erection. By using this product developed by Gandelf himself, one can experience similar results similar to that of the mythical Pussy Magnet. Results however tend to vary depending on the users height, weight, attractiveness, and of course erection size.

Not getting any?? Try Coitalot!! You'll be getting it on ALL NIGHT LONG!!

by flynyrdskynyrd February 3, 2012

coital stretch

The act of lengthening muscles during penetration.

After a hard workout in the gym, loosen up with a partner doing some coital stretching

by Beckyyyyyyy February 14, 2014

coeta

a girl who likes to live through the celebriteies she admires. might be jewish. might be lesbian. likes to butt dance like a ho. confuses the word specifically with pacificly. Is a vegetarian and gay rights enthusiast- doesn't like most ppl has lot of cats.

Everyone: Coeta drive us home

by Terri King February 24, 2017

contactless

The terminology for when during sex you pull out and slap your dick on her vag when you’re close to nutting to early.

“Did you bust you nut early?”

“Nah I pulled out and paid contactless”

by Labrith November 26, 2017