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cooter cargo

a baby within the cooter, or other unidentified objects.
The kid's head was so big...he was cooter cargo for 3 hours!!!!

She was toting that grape jelly jar around like cooter cargo.

Cooter Warmers 

The warmers in the seats of cars.
Man! Turn on your cooter warmers my area is freezing!
Cooter Warmers by AmanOsan December 23, 2008

cooter fries 

when fries land in a girl's lap
Ah man, my fries landed in my lap. You've got cooter fries!

cooter cubes

ice cubes that have been inserted in a pussy
that stripper took a ice cubes from my jack&coke and put it in my mouth. that was a good cooter cubes
cooter cubes by mfnporter85 October 16, 2010

cooter-faced sock puppet 

a sock puppet whose mouth is so attractive that it is evocative of a woman's vagina. One might perform acts of self pleasure with said puppet at their own indiscretion.

It can also be used in a derogatory sense where as the party insulted is compared to being nothing more than a masturbatory aid.
Man, that is one cooter-faced sock puppet. Imma get my hands all over hat bitch!

Quit being such a cooter-faced sock puppet!

cooter cream 

A males reproductive liquid seeping out of an anus.
She liked the smell of cooter cream.