When someone takes amphetamines and makes the mistake of sitting down for too long. They have now become one of the couch and there usually is no return.
The feeling is usually rather bliss but also very annoying to the people they were with who did not get stuck and just wanna get down and boogie
The feeling is usually rather bliss but also very annoying to the people they were with who did not get stuck and just wanna get down and boogie
Person 1: Oi lets go dance
Couch cooker: Nah man, just another ciggie plus this couch feels good.
Person 1: Bro, get up or you're going to get couch cooked.
Couch cooker: Nah man, just another ciggie plus this couch feels good.
Person 1: Bro, get up or you're going to get couch cooked.
by confusedalien August 04, 2020
by Hyebun1 May 24, 2021
Devon cook is a very sweet and kind boy who would never hurts someone . He's really dreamy and would make the perfect boyfriend or best friend he will always try to cheer you up on you worst days he's the perfect guy to know
devon cook is the perfect guy to know .
by Gaffney hester June 02, 2021
A Psychological horror game by deer dream studios where you are trapped in a cabin with two gays and two lesbians and you gotta cook your companions
Bitch: Have you heard of that game called Cooking Companions?
Hoe: Yeah, I decided to fuck that red-headed lesbian and eat the others
Bitch: ...
Hoe: Yeah, I decided to fuck that red-headed lesbian and eat the others
Bitch: ...
by Gumi Wamu October 13, 2023
by Patman888 August 19, 2016
damn, it's so hard to sleep while my roommate and his boyfriend are bussy cooking in the room next to me.
by bussy_lover November 28, 2021
Troy Cook is a lying pussy ass bitch.
by Pseudoandra November 16, 2019