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balgarian snow cone

the process by which the male ejaculates on his hands, rubs the spuzz on his balls, and proceeds by inserting the balls into the assof a female who hasnt wiped properly, thus covering the ass with shit and seamen, followed by the insertion of the balls into the females mouth, and if she spits out the balls and/or throws up, the male with fart in his hand and cover the females face and reinserts for a second try.
BITCH! i swear if u dont take out the dog ill be givin you a balgarian snow cone!
by jim69s February 5, 2008
mugGet the balgarian snow conemug.

check da cone

Misheard song lyric popularized by the Michael Jackson sketches on UK's Channel 4 show Bo' Selecta.
I'm bad, I'm bad. Cha'mone. Ja know it. Check da cone. Owwwwwww! Eeeeeeee hee.
by 50 cent crack dealer July 9, 2004
mugGet the check da conemug.

Human Parking Cone

Its where two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them.
There are also human parking cones.
by snl909 December 14, 2010
mugGet the Human Parking Conemug.

dutch snow cone

performing anal intercourse which results in ejaculation in her rectum, then her deficating in your mouth, not to be confused with the frosted brownie
So my buddy Chad, was telling me about his break-up with his ex, and there was a dutch snow cone involved.
by 3rtothedshift August 10, 2009
mugGet the dutch snow conemug.

snow cone twins

When two girls suck the same dick, and or figure it out together. At a later date. "They're sno-cone twins"
I just found out , my best friend has been sucking my exes dick. Now we're snow cone twins.
by BRANDONG69 October 25, 2019
mugGet the snow cone twinsmug.

snow cone person

(a) a very strange breed of human that has shaved head and a dyed hair in a strange way, resembling a snow cone

usually a homosexual

(b)someone who enjoys sitting on snow cones with their bare anus
(a)dude did you see that strange snow cone person at the 4th of july parade? they were staging a takeover
(b)fred is a snow cone person. don't ask. you don't want to know.
by Lord Fartquadd December 17, 2022
mugGet the snow cone personmug.

Building my cone

Euphemism for onanism, typically offered by isolated novelists.
Yo, when I talked to that dyspeptic, sesquipedalian writer dude T-Bag Slim about all those crumpled tissues next to his typewriter when his book was five months late, he brushed me off by saying, "I'm building my cone."
by Roithamer December 2, 2010
mugGet the Building my conemug.

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