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cocmast

Not to be confused with a misspelling of Comcast. Cocmast is a covert abbreviation of the term "cockmaster" (see definition) for use in a formal or public setting wherin penis garglers may be found. Upon spotting of said dick destroyer, person A will expound to person B the severity of their "cocmast" bill in relation to the perceived level of the spotted cockmaster's cock mastery.
Bob: "Hey Bill. how much do you think this month's cocmast is gonna be?"
Bill: "At least 150 dicks--I mean dollars."
by kewlbeanzdood November 7, 2013
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Colaiste Na Mi

Ah for fuck sake cunt this school would give you autism if your not autistic enough to already go here

Known for including the following :

*1st years that get cheekier and smaller every year

*A bald hairy man that stands with his arms folded every assembly yeno your man pat Cole there
*A manchild with a forehead worse than the holocaust
*best part of all are the autistic and Down syndrome kids which we bully and they can’t do shit about it
*Knackers who want your caravan “here pal give us a swing of your bike there yeah”

Worst part you can’t even call inion razza a paki without getting sent out

This school is a form of autism so unless you wanna get chased out by a kid who taps windows as a sport better fuck off to pats or some posh shite like that

Written by Maistir Carr
John : “Colaiste Na Mi ? Isn’t that like a second holocuast”

Nigger Steven : “Worse”
by Fuck you farmer cunt November 18, 2019
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A great YouTube channel thats
barely uploads and is most known for two uploads: the puppet combo pick up sound effect, and a puppet combo jumpscare sound effect. Other than that it's just a channel. Please subscribe to colasticc.
"Man, my life is better being subscribed to a channel that barely uploads"
"man my life is better being subscribed to colasticc, the channel barely uploads!".
by Here we have, my nigrum Harry November 21, 2020
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sugar cola

A drink formed by the combination of a glass of cola and 5 spoonfuls of sugar.

Add the sugar, taking care not to let the bubbles spill over the edge. Drink the cola, then enjoy the wonderful sugar-slush bounty at the bottom of the glass.
"Sugar cola is yummy, and makes you hyper"
by dooznik July 3, 2004
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cuzzi cola

noun: the salty, slightly carbonated liquid remains of your most recent ballcuzzi
Me: Joey, did you really drink the cuzzi cola?! Joey: Yeah, I thought the salty beverage would be relaxing because she ball bluezied me :l
by youcantcallabook! May 23, 2010
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cracka cola

someone who drinks coca-cola more than an average person should at a time
tyler- "look at chris thats his 8th can before 12"
bret-" I know tyler hes such a "cracka cola"
by jack smehoff October 11, 2010
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Smitty Colada

A refreshing cocktail that contains both rohypnol and a Plan B. Named after Smitty, a gentleman who cared about overpopulation and single mothers.
Someone have Jessica a smitty colada.
by Smittytricks July 5, 2014
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