shriveled dick cold

When it's so cold, the dick of any guy will automatically shrivel up.

Weather man: "The weather right now is very cold with a temperature of 27 degrees."
Bill: "Damn! It's shriveled dick cold outside!"

by Sallie Joe! October 19, 2009

cold diarrhea

the punch line of an insult used in northern New Jersey during the 60's and 70's. made no sense then, makes no sense now, but still kind of funny.

carly: man, you think you're hot shit in a wine glass, but you're just cold diarrhea in a paper cup.
farley: that's so funny i forgot to laugh!
charlie: you're both about as funny as a cigarette machine in a cancer ward.
carly and farley: huh?

by earpuller January 1, 2006

cold sore

The biggest cock block of ALL TIME.

They make you unable to kiss anyone for what can be weeks.

They also somehow know the exact moment that will cause the most detriment, and will crash your face like it's nobody's business.

As I write this I am being cock blocked by my cold sore because there is a very fit girl in the next room but I can't get busy with her. FMLip.

by unfortunateman November 14, 2011

its cold

what you say to a girl when their nipples are hard

hey baby, do you think its cold?

by v1 March 14, 2004

Crack open a cold one with the boys

When you and a group of friends engage in necrophilia together. A gangbang with a dead body.

“I can’t wait til the weekend when I can crack open a cold one with the boys.”

by boobhaver December 25, 2018

cold cut combo

a vagina that looks like a sideways meat sandwich

man she had a tight cold cut combo

by dankeggman February 28, 2018

Butt-Ass Cold

When it's obscenely cold outside.

Colder than "Friggin Cold" but not quite as cold as "Balls Frozen To Inner Thigh Cold".

I walked outside this morning to go to class and it was butt-ass cold outside! I feel bad for the local *urban outdoorsmen.

*Homeless population.

by UNC_UNC_UNC February 21, 2011