Clutch Nixon

Psycho in heaven, angel in hell.

And to this day, Clutch Nixon's (...) has never again been repeated by mortal man...

by LacℜoiX January 26, 2019

clutch

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i want a clutch of my own

by lokam August 17, 2021

clutch fail

1. n. A fail that occurs in a situation where being clutch is of the utmost importance.

2. v. To perform a clutch fail.

1. Football announcer: Williams drops back in the pocket, looks around, he decides to run... He might get to the end zone... Oh! He tripped at the 1 yard line! What a clutch fail!

2. Announcer #2: Oh, I can't believe it! He clutch failed!

by nogotti August 22, 2011

Clutch

When you perform well through adversity.

Joe-"Did you bring the amp Christian?"
Christian-"Yeah dude. I'm clutch"

by Rob Saget May 14, 2015

Clutch

pronoun. Is the right person at the right time in a crucial situation.

"Miranda is so Clutch right now," said Ricky to Meghan.

by MamaNasty July 8, 2023

Clutch

Bad/shit

Omg I did so clutch on that test yesterday

Zoe) I just got a detention

Chelsey) that's so clutch man
Zoe) I know mate

by ZoëChelsey May 3, 2016

Clutch the Diamonds!

It's the 1990s version of "Clutch the Pearls", except used by jewish people to show (pretend) they are shocked or appalled.

United Nations: Israel is undeniably committing genocide.
Benjamin Netanyahu: Clutch the Diamonds! How dare you say that, even if it's true.

Rest of the world: *Not shocked*

by Stanly5 September 24, 2025