Clusterfuck

Clusterfuck. My pick up truck done broke down at the side of the road my dog died, I done lost my girl and I have herpes.

by Nosenseatall August 3, 2015

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clusterbitch

1: Noun: A person who has multiple personalities or moods that portray bitch like characteristics.
2: Verb: nag about something with others supporting you in one accord or nag about multiple irritating issues.

1: Guy 1: Dude, what is with your girlfriend? She even nags when she's happy.

Guy 2: She's just a huge

clusterbitch.

2: My entire family started clusterbitching when I left the toilet seat up. FML.

by Fat Sheamus October 27, 2017

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Clusterfuck

1) a mess of shit that happens all at once usually in a single area
2$ South Sudan

Wow that country is a clusterfuck

by Dank spank bank October 1, 2021

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Clusterfuck

A word used to describe a generally terrible situation.
(primarily used by fans of Sam O'Nella Academy) A word used to describe the deteriorating situation of South Sudan.

What a load of clusterfuck.

by Cyan_on_the_dictionary February 24, 2022

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database clusters

The pathetic excuse tumblr used to justify the excruciatingly long period of time the site was down on 6-7/12/2010.

Commonly recognised in the phrase: "We're working quickly to recover from an issue in one of our database clusters. We're incredibly sorry for the inconvenience."

1: "How's you day been?"
2: "Refreshing"
1: "Why refreshing? Did you go for a swim? Have a shower? Sit under a waterfall?"
2: "No, I sat inside refreshing TUMBLR ALL DAY BECAUSE OF THE FCUKING DATABASE CLUSTERS"

by -katt December 6, 2010

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Knuckle Cluster

The name given to a gathering of lesbians, typically consisting of at least three.

Bro, did you go to that party last night?
Yeah, there were a ton of lesbians, it was a real knuckle cluster.

by chevyboyusa February 4, 2021

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Clostro

Clos-tro: Fear of being trapped in small spaces. The slang for "clostrophobia".

Billy couldn't find the exit sign in the movie theatre. So he freaked the hell out and his date called him out in front of the theatre by giving Billy a new nickname, "clostro".

by Misshudson June 13, 2005

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