Ukrainian pipe cleaner

The act of putting another person's tongue in the head of the penis.

Paul:"want to do the Ukrainian pipe cleaner."
Dimitri:"Ok get your penis out"

by Cornbuster44 December 8, 2020

Mr. Clease

A creepy substitute teacher who rapes kids so hard their way pop as hard as their asshole

I was rapped by Mr. Clease so hard I bled

by Dig bick69 April 6, 2017

clades

Wolverine's blade claws from the X-Men.

"They're blades."
"They're claws."
"They're blades."
"They're claws."
"No, they're clades!!!"

by Nurse Pineapple August 25, 2005

Cleaver Clogs

Much like 'clever clogs', or 'clever trousers', denotes a particular smarmy and intelligent person.

"oh Andy, you're such a cleaver clogs"

by McQualter January 20, 2009

Cleated

When a girl plays like she likes you and gives her your number but when you go for second contact you realize its a fake number and it feels like a 300 lbs football player stepped on your balls

Guy 1: I picked up this chick at the market and got her number but the person on the other end says wrong number.

Guy 2: I think you got cleated mang

by The Real Fogle December 25, 2016

Cleave

To pass out because of a major rack or cleavage.

Dude, I saw that chick's cleavage and I cleaved.

by Jesus of Boobs July 9, 2011

cleaverfuck

To anally rape someone with a meat-cleaver.

Alternative definition: To cleave your penis into someone's orifice.

Godamn, that cow just got cleaverfucked!

by Rikimaru November 9, 2003