chunky jesus

If your priest is a fat fuck call him a chunky Jesus

Any fat Jesus worshippers are called chunky Jesus servants
Person 1:yo yo yo look are priest is a fat bitch

Person 2: lol it’s called a chunky Jesus Carl get your facts right
by Yummy nut February 20, 2019
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Chunky Dunky

The act of sticking your dick in rotten, chunky milk, flicking the said chunk particles onto your partners face, then proceeding to insert it into a hole of your choosing.
My girlfriend wanted me to give her a chunky dunky but I refused
by Kcorv95 January 28, 2025
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Chunky Chode Syndrome

When someone is just all round fucking retarded. Just. SO fucking retarded.
They are really large in the belly area so can't do much in terms of moving.
They tend to slur speech or speak in a way not fathomable to the human mind.
They are constantly angry, tending to annoy people incredibly easily, either due to their lack of chromosomes or just because they are just so fucking retarded.
They never make sense in actions or decisions always choosing the dumbest action possible and blaming it on others.
For example shooting from 50 yards out on pro clubs and blaming the LB for not making a run.
This syndrome is generally causes by a combination of generations of ceaseless inbreeding and relentlessly being dropped on the head as a child.

They have many illnesses and diseases for including but not limited to poo aids, general beardedness, an attraction to whales and a insistence to not be able to pronounce the letter T.
James - "WanNa gO On GEA" (Meaning GTA)
Ed - "Fuck off you disabled prick"
James - *has sex with a whale*
Ed - "Yep he has Chunky Chode Syndrome"
by Hobly May 09, 2021
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Chunky Flash

by MrChu242 June 01, 2021
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chunky oreo

chunky oreo is a oreo thats has more cream chocolate
chunky oreo is a oreo thats chunky
by Chunkiemonke July 26, 2021
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Hot n' Chunky Stewjob

This is the act of throwing up warm chunky vomit onto a partners genitals during oral sex. As disgusting as it sounds, surely there are people out there (like those into shit porn) who enjoy this. It is generally an accidental act triggered by a gag reflex or perhaps a very yeasty vag, but may be used purposely as an act of revenge or spite.
EX1. Bill only wanted a BJ from Steph, but she ended up giving him more than he asked for, a nice hot n' chunky stewjob.

EX2. Steve was all hyped up to eat out Jill's axe wound but the bitch was so dirty he gave her a hot n chunky stewjob before he even touched his tongue to it.
by N8RZ March 18, 2013
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