CHOOSE A CAR

Code for masturbating.

When you try to beat your personal best, you spend the day choosing a car.

Boy: Back in a sec.
Girl: Where are you going?
Boy: I'm just gonna choose a car.

by Doctor Woo-Hoo August 26, 2016

chopsticks taste like cardboard

the best name you could ever give yourself, and the true meaning of life.

the truth to life
no one can deny this unless you're not Asian. if you're not asian or don't know what chopsticks are, I pity you very deeply. you're missing out.

what the heck?! what are those?

it's chopsticks. chopsticks taste like cardboard

woah bro you're right...

yeah bro i know

by crumbledown October 28, 2019

Chopstick

Sticking Two Fingers Inside of one asshole to spread it apart.

I Did the Chopstick on ur mom last night

by 1a2b3c3c2b1a February 17, 2021

shit chops

The end result of a successful dirty elvis.

Did you see Matt's mom's shit chops?... Larry must have given her a dirty elvis after taco salad night.

by Becky B. September 9, 2005

Tant Chops

To karate chop the woman's Tant more than once for doing something stupid

hey woman get me a beer out of the fridge or I'll give you some Tant Chops

by sugarwuzhere November 3, 2010

Bogs Chops

Bogs Chops, also known as bog chops, are a breed of phone virus that force an individual to make a typo when texting. The scientific name for the virus is Bogus Chopus.

After making a really bad typo
"Wow, the bogs chops really got me!"

by CreepyCripple March 31, 2021

diggin' the chops

a term used to describe your interest in someone discretely

Guy 1: Do you see that brunette with the tramp stamp by the bar?

Guy 2: Yeah she made me JIMP.

Guy 1: Yeah I am diggin' the chops, too.

by ScruffMcGruff October 9, 2009