Choa

A student that regularly negates everything his/her teacher is teaching. Can sometimes be very annoying to the teacher and satisfying to his/her fellow students.

Hey, Reymart! Don't be such a choa man! Give our teacher a break!

by Bionamer September 2, 2009

choagy

A greasy, slippery turd

I had xxxxxxxyesterday and spent the morning leaving a giant choagy in the can.

by Boxman July 11, 2003

Choad stalker

A person who loves choad, and will do anything to get it!

"Hey man i'm not a weirdo, i'm a choad stalker. Theres a difference"

-"Yea, right......."

by Trevor McDonald May 15, 2006

chagnet

A man or woman who attracts asian people.
asian people are charlies.
charlie + magnet = chagnet

Craig Gelb is a chagnet!

by illllmattic December 29, 2007

Choad Hugger

A total fagwad/homo/nerd/dweeb/ass ramming uncle fucker.

OMG!! HEY KEN! YOU'RE A HARRY POTTER FAN? YOU'RE A TOTAL CHOAD HUGGER!

by Beckie B. November 1, 2008

Choad Crystal

When a group of young British men dressed in untucked shirts, boot cut jeans and gelled hair gather at a pub, club or party and proceed to stand in a circle facing each other with their pints of beer rested against their stomachs, looking over their shoulders cynically and/or with shit-eating grins.
The men are the Choads.
Their pints of beer meeting in the middle form the crystal.

Those scallys just walked in and formed a choad crystal

by grandalbo November 2, 2010

Chagurt (pronounced cha-girt)

cheese+yogurt as well as semen, jizz

I heard Chuck sprayed her face down and she didn't clean it off for days-- it was smelly like Chagurt (pronounced cha-girt)

by lesoldham April 25, 2013