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Cheffed

When a sleeping man wakes up to a male gorilla straddling his chest, knees pinning the mans arms to the chest. The male ape begins stimulating it’s own genitalia attempting to establish dominance, which results in sadness. The ape then injects methamphetamine via syringe straight into the erect male genitalia, finally finding the sense of worthyness and purpose. The gorilla then fades into a slumber as the man is finally able to escape and flee.
Jim: Brooo, i had the wildest dream last night! I got cheffed in a hotel room!

James: We were at a hotel costume party Jim! That gorilla was a man in a costume. You definitely need a therapist.
by WillyTheWankTank August 7, 2023
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Chef pubes

The little sprinkling of garnish such as Alfalfa or oregano that a chef uses to dress up a plate, but really they it just gets in the way and get stuck in your teeth. Much like a stray Pube.
Oh man, they have put chef pubes on my steak. It doesn’t even look good and it will get stuck in my teeth.
by Practical definer August 30, 2023
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A Chef's kiss

when you kiss awoman after she gives you bj and she still have some of your cum in her mouth and you kiss her its called: a chef's kiss
look at Tomy right there giving his wife A CHEF's KISS in public
by TeddyThePenguin September 20, 2023
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WBG Chef

Imagine E2 if he was actually kinda good at controller. That's Chef. How the fuck did he hit 3700 bro
Gio: bro this guy is just like wbg chef.
Solus: drop him then lmao
by wbg chef June 17, 2022
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