carrot top

a person with red hair(Also a term of adress.)

Take a hike, carrot top.

by Light Joker May 5, 2005

Carrot Tits

I stupidly pointy set of weapons. The kind of set that just looks too ridiculous to generate any form of sexual excitement. Even a baby would laugh at these hilariously daft looking swingers and would refuse to suck 'em.

Ste: 'ere Phil, did you manage to get anywhere wi' Wet Stacey last neet??

Phi: Yeah, managed to yank her boob tube down on't bus but she had a right 'orrid set of carrot tits!!

by muckyjohn October 8, 2012

Carrot Dick

A dick that is carrot like in appearance. Also, the act of using a carrot instead of a penis for sex acts.

My buddy Dave has a small dick so he uses a carrot dick to pleasure women.

by pdubbs2907 October 21, 2016

carrot print

something like a mushroom print but with an uncircumcised penis; smacking an uncut wang and leaving an imprint in the skin of the object that was smacked

that bitch teethed on my dick so i carrot printed her cheek;hey eddie passed out i dare you to carrot print him

by lance hickman September 29, 2008

Carrot Top

when the tip of a mans penis has a tuft of hair on it

Frank: Dude, Jerry's so hairy, I bet he has a carrot top!

by samm...y May 17, 2006

carrot stick

dumb high school (generally freshman) hoes with a severe case of anorexia and a fake orange rub-on tan. they are typically of the valley girl sort and are often extremely dumb and easy. practically breastless, too young, and generally unappealing, they partake in this ritual of (reputational) self mutilation every spring, before summer comes, and before homecoming and prom, so that their parents can be sure to remind them with photo evidence what carrot sticks their daughters used to be. the plainest sign of desperation for social acceptance, carrot sticks are iconic sources of laughter and hallway disruption as they struggle to contend with the fact that existence hates them.

the dude: why, my good friend jeremiah, look over to yonder girl passing the commons, doth she not looketh as if she were a carrot stick?

jeremiah: awh dayum nigga dat bitch done got that pumpkin face an carrot body and everythang, sheeet.

by eventual revenge of the sloth August 27, 2008

You’re a carrot

A phrase used as a comeback to “you’re a Mellon” just less harsh . Usually used to address retarded people as a joke or not . People who’s initials begin with r.s.g will usually be called a carrot

Ruby: you’re a Mellon
Layla: oh yeah? Well you’re a carrot

by MarieH07 June 12, 2020