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Pink carpet

When the labia minora on a women's vagina hangs so excessively it can be rolled out like a pink carpet
Lorraine pulled her thong to the side and rolled out her pink carpet for my grand entrance
by Pseudonym12UD September 19, 2013
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Carpet Bid

The act of a fraternity giving out bids to simply anyone interested in rushing.
Brad: Why did Kappa Sigma get so many pledges this year?
Chad: They gave out carpet bids to literally anyone that was rushing. Total boners.
by Pledge Master September 18, 2018
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Carpet Tree

Where carpets come from. The colour and design of the carpet depends on where the carpet tree is growing.
This black carpet came from an African carpet tree.
by metoo1115 October 28, 2011
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The White Carpet

A sexual act wherein one partner lays down a series of towels leading from the bathroom to the bedroom in order to allow the other to make the jouney between the two respective rooms without their feet touching the icky ground.

It is often performed by foot fetishists to ensure clean and fresh feet.
"I totes licked my girlfriends feet out last night, shit was hot as fuck bruh" -bro 1

"Ew bruh! Weren't they all gross and disgusting due to the many germs and bacteria found on the average household floor?" -bro 2

"Nah bruh, I gave her the white carpet treatment. Her feet were as fresh and clean as neatly cut grass!" -bro 1
by Doobel December 1, 2016
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Carpet Bagger

Northern Yankee who moves to the south and takes jobs that were meant for southerners. Constantly talk about Bloomfield NJ.
Man that guy Ed Phillips is a major Carpet Bagger
by CrossRoadsCars July 12, 2023
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Shampooing the Carpet

When a young man pulls out and ejaculates all over a young lady's unkempt pubic hair.
Catherine got pissed at Kevin for shampooing the carpet last night, because she was fresh out of tissues.
by Kitty St.George May 24, 2011
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