When the labia minora on a women's vagina hangs so excessively it can be rolled out like a pink carpet
by Pseudonym12UD September 19, 2013

Brad: Why did Kappa Sigma get so many pledges this year?
Chad: They gave out carpet bids to literally anyone that was rushing. Total boners.
Chad: They gave out carpet bids to literally anyone that was rushing. Total boners.
by Pledge Master September 18, 2018

Where carpets come from. The colour and design of the carpet depends on where the carpet tree is growing.
by metoo1115 October 28, 2011

by Roobee Toozday June 21, 2016

A sexual act wherein one partner lays down a series of towels leading from the bathroom to the bedroom in order to allow the other to make the jouney between the two respective rooms without their feet touching the icky ground.
It is often performed by foot fetishists to ensure clean and fresh feet.
It is often performed by foot fetishists to ensure clean and fresh feet.
"I totes licked my girlfriends feet out last night, shit was hot as fuck bruh" -bro 1
"Ew bruh! Weren't they all gross and disgusting due to the many germs and bacteria found on the average household floor?" -bro 2
"Nah bruh, I gave her the white carpet treatment. Her feet were as fresh and clean as neatly cut grass!" -bro 1
"Ew bruh! Weren't they all gross and disgusting due to the many germs and bacteria found on the average household floor?" -bro 2
"Nah bruh, I gave her the white carpet treatment. Her feet were as fresh and clean as neatly cut grass!" -bro 1
by Doobel December 1, 2016

Northern Yankee who moves to the south and takes jobs that were meant for southerners. Constantly talk about Bloomfield NJ.
by CrossRoadsCars July 12, 2023

Catherine got pissed at Kevin for shampooing the carpet last night, because she was fresh out of tissues.
by Kitty St.George May 24, 2011
