Pouring a bowl of Captain Crunch cereal, and instead of milk, you pour Captain Morgan to create a true breakfast of champions.
by D.Asian January 26, 2012
Get the Double Captainmug. by Dickface_ud November 18, 2017
Get the captain vietnammug. Joe doesn't want to go to the game with us: He's turning into a real captain video since he got his new X-Box.
Check it out! Captain Video is down to his last quarter!
Check it out! Captain Video is down to his last quarter!
by Badwsky October 3, 2009
Get the Captain Videomug. No, his name is not Captain Canada. Captain Cananada is a huge superhero who loves to save the day at any moment!
by babyjohn991 September 20, 2023
Get the Captain Cananadamug. Mormon missionary: "I want to be just like Captain Moroni!"
Bystander: "Get the fuck out of my face."
Bystander: "Get the fuck out of my face."
by PoopFaceManShirtPants November 14, 2010
Get the Captain Moronimug. Captain of the starship Voyager. Lost and stranded in the Delta Quadrant. Little do people know that Janeway has a lust for Seven of Nine. Janeway likes her coffee black, almost everyday, because of being so tired from the night before, lying awake, thinking of Seven of Nine. Janeway will sometimes masturbate 2-3 times a night in order to alleviate the tension and let out her urges.
Janeway lets her true feelings show more during season 7. Janeway secretly wants to be with Seven of Nine, lying there in bed, circling her tongue around Seven of Nine's perk nipples. However, Janeway knows that this love is forbidden by Starfleet protocol. As a result, she only wants to see Seven of Nine happy, even if it means being with Chakotay. During the last episode of season 7, future Janeway argues with her present self to take the pathway home. Present Janeway finally gives in, when future Janeway reveals that Seven of Nine dies if they do not take the path home. Future Janeway is also willing to sacrifice herself in order to ensure that Seven of Nine lives, even if it means being with Chakotay.
Janeway lets her true feelings show more during season 7. Janeway secretly wants to be with Seven of Nine, lying there in bed, circling her tongue around Seven of Nine's perk nipples. However, Janeway knows that this love is forbidden by Starfleet protocol. As a result, she only wants to see Seven of Nine happy, even if it means being with Chakotay. During the last episode of season 7, future Janeway argues with her present self to take the pathway home. Present Janeway finally gives in, when future Janeway reveals that Seven of Nine dies if they do not take the path home. Future Janeway is also willing to sacrifice herself in order to ensure that Seven of Nine lives, even if it means being with Chakotay.
Captain Janeway: "I'd like to help you explore your...humanity."
Seven of Nine: "I don't see how being naked is relevant?"
Captain Janeway: "This will help you to learn to feel more comfortable around other women in the sonic showers."
Seven of Nine: "Is it common for one woman to wash another woman's back?"
Captain Janway: "Of course it is Seven of Nine. It's all part of the natural course of human life. Just lean forward, relax, and learn to love it. That's it. Let me get your lower back."
*Janeway begins to slide one, then two fingers into Seven of Nine*
Janeway: "I never knew a borg could be so warm in wet inside."
Seven of Nine: "I don't see how being naked is relevant?"
Captain Janeway: "This will help you to learn to feel more comfortable around other women in the sonic showers."
Seven of Nine: "Is it common for one woman to wash another woman's back?"
Captain Janway: "Of course it is Seven of Nine. It's all part of the natural course of human life. Just lean forward, relax, and learn to love it. That's it. Let me get your lower back."
*Janeway begins to slide one, then two fingers into Seven of Nine*
Janeway: "I never knew a borg could be so warm in wet inside."
by Lightboxes April 9, 2008
Get the captain janewaymug. A male homosexual who is so well versed in the act of oral sex that he has attained the rank of captain.
by Anonymous March 9, 2003
Get the Cock Captainmug.