Candy Podding

The act of being high off candy with your iPod cranked. May or may not be under the influence of any of the following: Alcohol, marijuana, E, crack, sleep deprivation, etc.

Lucy spent the convention Candy Podding

by TheBlanketMonster January 07, 2010

Nose Candy

A slang term for cocaine.

Bro, Adam and I just hit the Nose Candy!

by didegerdoo2112 November 01, 2019

Candied Yams

Itz what me n muh nigguhz eat allllla time

U tried dem candied yams at ya momma n nems house? That shit was on point!

by BigBootyHoles337 November 24, 2019

Candy-monster

someone whom buys or eat too much candy. person may also be greedy and doesn't share their candy.

sophie is a HUGE candy-monster. she doesn't share her andy EVER.

by mindyola October 11, 2010

candy tax

A parenting trend where you purport to teach your kids about responsibility by stealing some of their candy or “levying a tax" on their trick or treat loot. The tax can be as much as one third of the candy "earned" on Halloween. The tax, which is levied mostly in jest, is meant to teach a lesson about how government works.

Let me see your bag so I can collect the candy tax.

by St0rmrider November 01, 2017

trucker candy

Prepared by forcing a newbie trucker to insert their hand into the anus of an experienced trucker and fish out a solid piece of shit, then coated in trucker gravy. Usually eaten by newbie truckers but lot lizards may eat them too.

My first day on the job they forced me to eat trucker candy and made me wash it down with trucker gravy!

by TruckerBoss2000 January 21, 2023

Candy Canus

The act sticking a candy cane in your girls ass and using the hooked end to stimulate her clitorus.

You should have heard her scream when I gave her the Candy Canus !
She sure had a merry Christmas from that Candy Canus !
Old Saint Nick gave her the Candy Canus.

by Bretsus December 07, 2011