Camel up

Drinking all the water you can at a source in order to minimize the amount of water you are carrying. (One liter of water weighs two pounds).

Your pack is too heavy? Camel up, there is a water source ahead.

by kaosmoker January 12, 2021

parched camel

a married women who is still thirsty

"That mother was such a parched camel that she came to me"

by parchedcamel November 03, 2013

Pussy camel

A guy that can literally go without sex for years and it doesn't bother him a bit

Dude mikes not been laid in years but look he could care less that dudes a pussy camel

by Mustang302 May 01, 2014

camel hike

when you go hiking naked at 2:42 am and you bring three camels and a backwood a midget had to be following you and it only counts if your wearing a fanny pack on a full moon

ay bro that camel hike was wild

by beatybMonar July 21, 2021

camel mafia

Organized crime involving embezzlement and money laundering through your local Arab mini mart.

I stiffed Abu, now the whole camel mafia is coming for my ass.

by Tex Dark May 16, 2019

camel trip

When a girl on a camel with big boobs propositions you. Also known as the "sandy set-up" and the "double-hump pump."

Ah, shit. I got wicked drunk in Marrakech and this chick camel triped me! I felt like I was back in the cougars!

by Yoyoyammam111 January 27, 2017

Camels Teapot

A very high pitched queef sounding like a teapot releasing steam .

Ew man Tiffany let out a gnarly camels teapot last night .

by Giraffe Phalanges October 26, 2017