calling in chick

Real reason I can't make it to work today.

But, really, I am in bed.

Got hooked-up at a party last night and didn't realize morning would come so soon. So I'm calling in chick.

by stickoutrock April 16, 2009

callan

ugly, whore who talks bad about people behind theyre back.

She is such a callan.

by balogna12 April 25, 2010

callan

my little brother, a retard

callan ya retard

by callans brother April 6, 2004

Calvon

A stupid person
Very uneducated
Has a problem seeing the obvious
Very big n00b towards computers

Note: Cal is short for Calvon

"Damn Cal you sure are one lame fucka, RAM can't leak."

"Damn Cal don't you see that just a load."

by J Dawg February 27, 2004

Dog Calling

getting someone’s attention (most likely a female) and calling them ugly

the opposite of cat calling

e.g: a man barking at a woman while driving past her

“did he just dog call me? i’m not that ugly”
“dog calling is so rude!”

by S👺 August 9, 2020

calloons

A colorful bouquet of balloons. The majority of the time in a "balloon bouquet" but has a foil balloons in the midst of latex balloons.

Danngg, Sharon was so jealous of those calloons Anh got for his birthday from Sheila! They almost trump that magnificent cake Huyen got him!

by Unitedforce March 2, 2008

jasmine calloway

the person at school that is such annoying just because she wants to be your friend and she will not stop until you say that you'll are friends.

jasmine calloway-defined as certified annoying

by lillalaman December 20, 2017