cake spectacular

When someone defecates then jizzes and then defecates on the upper torso of one’s partner.

Oais offered to give Alexis a cake spectacular, however she refused.

by jenna jamason December 12, 2009

jobby cakes

what obese americans eat religiously

nestor: “oh howdy alan what’re you hav in’ for dinner today?”
alan: “well shucks, what a nice question there partner! i’m having jobby cakes with the missus and my ten kids!”

by weheartcatfishes December 12, 2021

Cake Trolley

Mobillty scooter used by an individual so morbidly obese that they can no longer be bothered walking

"Jesus look at that whale on the cake trolley in the baked goods aisle"

by SamMule February 19, 2010

Scab Cake

A yeast infection similar to the blue waffle. It was originated in South Africa and then spread towards the north and onto Eurasia. Experts have not found a cure yet but research is in progress.

1st guy: Eww my girl had this bad blue waffle
2nd guy: you sure it wasn't a Scab Cake?
1st guy: what's that? Well it looked all scabby.
2nd: yep that's it. You might wanna get her checked.

by oozy the wise June 30, 2014

a piece of cake

When you say something is a "piece of cake," it means it is very easy to do.
In the 19th and early 20th centuries, African Americans started "cake walks." They walked or danced around a cake in pairs, and the best couple won the cake. This is how the idioms "cake walk" and "piece of cake" came about -- both meaning that something is very easy to do.

A: Hey! How did you do on the exam?
B: I got an A. The exam was a piece of cake.

by TKrattlesnake January 19, 2015

crap cakes

alternative of "oh shit!"
an acceptable phrase when in a strict situation, where "shit" would be considered offensive

Crap cakes! I just spilled my coffee down my shirt!

by JP June 20, 2006

jenny cake

any baked good (such as cake, cookies, brownies, doughnuts, etc.) cooked with marijuana as an ingredient.

used primarlily in jamaica and burmuda, especially when geared towards western (i.e., american or european) tourists.

source: Charles Hayes, "Tripping: An Anthology of True-Life Psychedelic Adventures," Penguine Compass, 2000

Cassie cooked up some bad ass jenny cakes last weekend.

by Wild Drunken Bill September 27, 2008