To successfully intoxicate oneself with alcohol to the point of paralysis. The resulting facial expression and body positioning can only be described as an individual being beaten 1,000 times with a 10lb pasty. Finding an individual upon this state is said to be priceless.
Sunday morning, couldn't ask for more than find myself completely cake battered upon the bathroom floor.
by AFake July 26, 2010
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by number25 April 6, 2003
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by j00bies August 15, 2011
Get the Cake Pop mug.Noun. Mouth, i.e. the orifice one ought to be using for eating cake rather than talking shit. From the British slang cakehold, a vulgarity in the 50s or 60s. Now recognized as a very juvenile colloquialism. See also pie-hole.
by Jenn Frank September 23, 2005
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A girl who has to scrap a layer of cake off her face before she goes to bed.
A girl who has to scrap a layer of cake off her face before she goes to bed.
by rexnfx January 19, 2011
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Lolo: bitch you're on! I've been shakin and bakin at zumba all week. My Sweater Puppies need to be takin for a walk too 😉
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