caddywhompus

Something that is all out of wack, crooked, off centered, or not lined up correctly.

Trisha tossed Keith on the ground and kicked him in the ribs. When Keith unearthed his swollen body from the dirt, his shirt was all caddywhompus.

by E-Skillit July 11, 2005

sellin candy

talkin dirty;tellin a person what sexual activity u wish to perform upon them, thus making the person feel horny (or disgusted)

person1:how was ur night with Doug?
person2:he was sellin candy all up in my ear ALL FUCKIN NIGHT

by Sugar Cube January 18, 2008

cotton candy

pussy, usually said by juggalos/lettes

Cotton Candy and Popsicles!

by hotsexbaby May 15, 2005

candy victim

A person clearly overweight due to excesive over munching.

"Hey Jimmy, lets throw cheesies at that Candy Victim."

by Chad January 10, 2005

Candy Stain

A stain caused in a females underwear caused by excitement.

Hence female jizz!!!

I've candy stained more women than a million dollar rap star.

by Moshae Music June 9, 2010

candy carol

1. A drag queen from columbus ohio that is notorious for saying "I'm Candy Carol, Shut the fuck up!!!"

2. A musical group that has an Album called "Book of Love"

1. Candy Carol was out on the town last night looking fabulous.

2. I love Candy Carol's new album Book of Love.

by ShaggyLady May 3, 2010

candy read

a book that is read usually to kill time . usually no or a thin plot, simple/static characters or even cliched heros/heroines. in a broader sense, a wildly popular but poor book.

twilight saga, candy read

by Silver_Serenity September 26, 2010