cacks

A beautiful women you want to have sex with.

That girl with the big knockers is cacks

by magnoliastudent May 29, 2011

Cactus

The perfect dildo.

Friend: "Anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough!"

Me: *Pulls out a cactus*

by Tehfuckedherrightinthepussyguy June 13, 2014

Dead Carcus

During Sex, When one partner just lays there and does nothing.

man:wow.. that was amazing
woman:that pretty much sucked
man:well, you just layed there like a Dead Carcus!

by talented August 30, 2005

CANUSA

"Can-us-ah" = the Canadian USA border.

Last summer, Bob and Mike drove their Street-n-Dirt bikes across CANUSA. This year they are trasversing MEXUSA. Next year, Alascanada.

by Harry Lemming June 19, 2006

cacas

One who is extremely tan or brown, usually a Mexican-American who is just more brown than the others. Derived from the spanish word "caca" which literally means shit.

Dude look at cacas run, he's just a big brown blur.

by Sandman March 4, 2005

Cactus Mongrel

An aweful creature that inhabits Joshua Trees and Barrel Cacti. This vile beast feasts upon the legs of reptiles and the fingernails of humans.

Ouch, that cactus mongrel just ran off with my pinky.

by CalamariPancake April 11, 2009

cactus horn

A highly offensive term describing forced sexual intercourse with a cactus, specifically one of the pincushion variety. It's not very satisfying, take it from me.

Coworker #1: "Why is the boss walking so funny?"
Coworker #2: "She had a cactus horn last night..."

by Experto May 19, 2011