Crispy Juice

When something is juuuust right, in perfect balance, the Goldilocks effect. When something could easily be ruined but is not due to tact, diligence, and luck. Also slang for intoxicants.

That juice was reeeeal crispy last night.

-What you mean the show?

Yaaa that was some super crispy juice.

-Toadly.

by EvenMore March 5, 2012

Crispy

The act of being on point, dominating, destroying, or just all around kicking ass.

Guy 1: Dude he is 30-0 right now!

Guy 2: Yeah dude he is crispy as fuck right now!

by ERAmatica January 8, 2012

crispy

Appealing, pretty, nice - a compliment

That shirt is so crispy! Where did you get it?

I really like your shoes! They are so crispy!

by Sociology 4A October 17, 2011

Crispy

A term used in Brigantine NJ and Philadelphia PA. It means that something is good. Used as an adjective. The opposite of Crusty

That concert was crispy as hell!

by CWC_Wegieman September 26, 2011

the washing machine crispy

When you need to match the food to make it crispy.

The food is the washing machine crispy.

by Debskelly1985 May 16, 2023

Crispy

Something that is thin and desirable

Mazen: Guurrrrlllll you crispy AF
His wife: WTF? That’s not even a thing.
Mazen: It means thin and desirable. Look it up.

by Zenma April 2, 2023

crispy mom

Say the crunchy mom life is a little too extreme for you. You can go crispy mom. Pick and choose how crazy you’d like to get with the neo hippieniss.

Crunchy mom 1: omg! Can you believe Emily? She’s such a crispy mom.

Crunchy mom 2: what’s a crispy mom?

Crunchy mom 1: she’s like us but normal because she doesn’t do all the crazy things we do.

by That person he’s mean January 14, 2023