Crispy crack

A weed sort know as crispy crack, very fine and has alot of thc value.

Wanna smoke this crispy crack with me buddy?

by Mooootjr February 24, 2018

crispies

dandruff.

She hadn't washed her hair in so long, her scalp was filled with crispies

by cobarin September 3, 2016

Crispy Greens

Marijuana.

I hear Marcus sells them crispy greens all the time.

by PinkytheFloyd July 10, 2010

Crispy

Stoned and tipsy.

A shot and a bowl is bound to make you feel crispy!

Buzzing off a drink and a few tokes, gosh I'm crispy!

Yah, I'm crispy! Grog and pot does that, aye!?

by anonymous July 5, 2021

Crispy

The act of being on point, dominating, destroying, or just all around kicking ass.

Guy 1: Dude he is 30-0 right now!

Guy 2: Yeah dude he is crispy as fuck right now!

by ERAmatica January 8, 2012

crispy noodle

A Chinese origin person that just got totally busted or found out for wrong doing.

Tony: So why happened to Wong?

Kenneth: They round our it was him, he’s ended up a Crispy Noodle

by Hello fella August 2, 2020

Crispy

Someone who has transcended past "salty." They are burnt to a point of being brittle and easily triggered, aka, Crispy.

Denise: Have you seen the way Margaret has been acting?
Mark: Yeah, she's salty af!
Denise: No, she's straight CRISPY!

by CrispyKarl September 14, 2017