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cold bone creamery

The act of fellatiating with the subject's favorite ice cream sundae ingredients already in the mouth. Resulting in a delicious, yet customized mess upon ejaculate completion.
Her cold bone creamery was cold, but tasty and worth it!
by SkeeterSquat January 10, 2016
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coldstone creamery

probably that best option when going out for ice cream. you get exactly what you want down to what type of bowl you want it in. You usually get great service and happy people to serve you, but what happens in the back?

we literally just sit when there is absolutely nothing to do

we have very deep and meaningful conversations

have gummy bear and m&m fights when your boss/manager isnt working

make fun of the ridiculous customers we just helped, you think you did nothing wrong? haha guess again you idiot!

feel free to give us a tip but dont expect a song, we arent trained monkeys that bow to yuor every whim.

dont complain because you really cant, you ordered the damn thing. unless you know theres a hair in it...

dont complain about prices because once again, you ordered it.

i know we have funny names for our ice cream creations but come on guys, some of them are just your inability to read.

if we ask you a question like what size, dont say 2 scoops because you look like a dumbass, our sizes are right in front of your face.

we really just want you order your damn ice cream and leave so hurry up deciding. like seriously you dont even know what your in the mood for?

the latest you should come in to get ice cream is about a half hour before we close. unless you want to get dirty looks the whole time and an overpriced order! just kidding i only did that once

other than those few things, enjoy your ice cream
customer "can i have a love it cookie monster"

Employee" haha yeah of course you can have a cookie minster"

"why does your icecream look melty"
uhm its ice cream in the summer?

oh i just love going to coldstone creamery!
by coldstone worker? July 1, 2009
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Clementine ford

A hideous goblin like creature that hunts men from the shadows. If you stare into its eyes it will consume your soul.
Ohh shit dave, did you see that thing lurking in the shadows, looks about 300kg, what is it?

Shit thats clementine ford, dont move, whatever you do dont look into its eyes!
by Randy82 September 18, 2018
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Clement

Weather of such temperature that you can take all your clothes off and still feel the same way.
It's a clement day today, think I will go naked.
by spakmolotoculous April 21, 2006
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creamed

It's a pun.
"Getting creamed" means "getting hurt" or "(a woman) having sex (with a man) (to have 'cream' in her vagina)" .
"Renee fell for a married man. She might get creamed."
by Williamhhw April 4, 2017
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st clements school

st clements is the most boring of the private schools but you’ll learn to survive and thrive through many hours of church if you go there. it’s sometimes referred to as Slut Clements Private School and also often referred to as hell. most st clements sports teams lose almost every game but that’s not surprising considering most coaches are just math teachers who don’t want to be there. overall st clements school is basically a factory to produce people who become crazy cat ladies in their late 20s.
“she’s only 30 why does she act like my grandma???”
“because she graduated from st clements school”
by sk8rboi420 January 4, 2019
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cement

I can't get the center fold to open because its cemented shut.
by Jake and Justin December 27, 2007
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