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Colter

Sir Un-Athletic. The least athletic person in the world
wow look at colter he’s so not athletic
by lol roark25 June 3, 2019
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Counter Fuck

{cown-ter fuhk} noun, 1. sexual intercourse outside of a relationship as retaliation for a partner's cheating or other infidelities 2. the person with which one has the counter fuck intercourse
I think she should counter fuck him. That'll teach him not to cheat.

He cheated on her last week so she's on a mission to find a counter fuck.

Check it out, there goes his counter fuck.
by Stupid Is As Stupid Does October 10, 2009
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Counter Productive

Being successful in reducing the number of friends on a social platform such as facebook by causing those who shouldn't be there to begin with to defriend you.
Sunny's excessive use of the words "Cock" & "Penis" caused her friend count to decrease by 10 yesterday - therefore; she was "Counter Productive"
by Silly Sunny June 28, 2013
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counter

a counter is when you counter someones diss.
person 1: you're stupid!
person 2: you're retarded! COUNTERED!!!

RULES:

RULE 1: YOU CANT COUNTER JAVI'S COUNTERS
RULE 2: RULE 1 CANT BE COUNTERED.
by JDMKID94 September 27, 2017
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counterstrike

A strange and frightening ritual performed by 12-16 year old n00bs online and at LANs that, in many cases, dates back further than the n00bs taking part in it.

In this strange ritual the 12-16 year old n00bs play a primitive form of computer game called 'counterstrike' they break in to two teams named the 'terrorists' and the 'counter terrorists' and attempt to achieve the objective while the other team tries top stop them.

To add to the mystery of this primitive ritual all players in the game spout some form of intangible language that cannot be understood by an outside observer. It is not uncommon to hear such phrases as "i pwnzed j00" "j00 sux0r j00 fkn n00b" "j00 fkn ch34t ill pwnx0r j00r base j00 fkn n00b" and "1 r t3h 1337357!111!!!!11!!1".

When not in the act of playing counterstrike these n00bs hang out in IRC channels where they practice their ancient language and flame anyone who enters from a rival team or clan. If you were to ever join one of these channels you would almost instantly have your sexuality challenged, as this is the biggest insult in the '1337' language.
terrorist: h34d5h0t!1!!!1 j00 R pwnd n00b D13!!!!!1!!
counter terrorist: j00 a1m bot u51ng ch437 n00b, 1 ownx0r j00 b0x0r 1 fkn k1ll j00 n00b
terrorist: 5|-|u7 |_| j00 f4g j00 g0t pwnd!!!
counter terrorist: Ya Mum
by AngryLiam March 14, 2005
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counterpunch

Counterpunch; a term used for someone who is submissive in starting something whether it be physically, verbally or anything else; meaning it usually takes someone/something else to start something up; shy, quiet being, or animal.
"Why doesn't James ever talk? We always have to bring up the conversations, he's such a counterpunch".

"Look at James, being a counterpunch, someone push him in the pool already, we've been here for an hour!"
by Mikayla555 November 29, 2009
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Counter Sex

The act of having louder sex than the couple in the bedroom/hotel room next to you
Let's counter sex these people next door, they're going to get what they deserve
by roflepiclol April 28, 2016
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