balgarian snow cone

the process by which the male ejaculates on his hands, rubs the spuzz on his balls, and proceeds by inserting the balls into the assof a female who hasnt wiped properly, thus covering the ass with shit and seamen, followed by the insertion of the balls into the females mouth, and if she spits out the balls and/or throws up, the male with fart in his hand and cover the females face and reinserts for a second try.
BITCH! i swear if u dont take out the dog ill be givin you a balgarian snow cone!
by jim69s February 05, 2008
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check da cone

Misheard song lyric popularized by the Michael Jackson sketches on UK's Channel 4 show Bo' Selecta.
I'm bad, I'm bad. Cha'mone. Ja know it. Check da cone. Owwwwwww! Eeeeeeee hee.
by 50 cent crack dealer July 09, 2004
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Human Parking Cone

Its where two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them.
There are also human parking cones.
by snl909 December 14, 2010
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dutch snow cone

performing anal intercourse which results in ejaculation in her rectum, then her deficating in your mouth, not to be confused with the frosted brownie
So my buddy Chad, was telling me about his break-up with his ex, and there was a dutch snow cone involved.
by 3rtothedshift August 10, 2009
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walking parking cone

when little people with spray tans let people parallel park in between them
Dude, I just parallel parked in between those walking parking cones.
by Oompa loompa123 June 01, 2011
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Michigan Snow Cone

When there's enough snow on your back porch (read: October to May), get a bowl, fill it with snow, and pour Maple syrup on it. You'll need 3-4 layers to make it snow cone consistency.
Yo, snow day!!! Ready for some delicious Michigan Snow Cones?
by TCBornandDead February 04, 2019
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Minnesotan Snow Cone

The act of eating a snow cone consisting of snow that has been pissed on by a husky in Minnesota.
"Hey bro you wanna get some ice cream"?
"Nah I already ate, I had a Minnesotan Snow Cone".
by tmelliott3 April 04, 2017
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