FIRST RESPONDER

Someone who is overly praised for getting paid to do their job like anyone else, in the career that they chose but needs their ego stroked at the same time.

Wow isn't that firefighter doing a great job being the first one at a medical call each and everytime, we should all praise that first responder!!

Sure glad that cop gave him a ticket!!! Wait a minute let's thank him and post about it how grateful we are he's a first responder.

by Tampon12 November 14, 2018

first kiss

only kiss you dont forget and your not drunk when you do it

when you put the smack down on a pretty lady and your dick is harder than when you saw your friends mom naked

by theshit March 03, 2004

first gentleman

The husband of a female president. Opposite of first lady. As of the time of this writing nobody has ever had this title, because we live in a patriarchal society.

If Hillary Clinton gets elected president, Bill Clinton will be the first first gentleman.

by ManMan36 May 25, 2016

first kiss

the first kiss only means something for girls. do u know any guys who remember their first kiss? of course not. now ask them about the first time they had sex, then bingo!, the one that cant remember is a retard.

ill give u U$10,000 if u find a guy who remember his first kiss

by lucy loves daron March 03, 2004

First Lobster

The act of pinching a man's nipples whilst performing a deep throat oral act.

Her first lobster left me raw

by lionbolo March 29, 2014

January First

If your born january first you kinda suck cause you gone have 100 kids and infinity time in jail you are kinda good in bed tho

"Happy Birthday to me!"
Dude its january first
Thats why your in jail

by flip_flopin_Maniacc March 13, 2020

First Pee

The very first time you wake up in the middle of the night to pee.

I'll take my contacts out at first pee.

by KapinKrunch December 28, 2011