Squirty Burrito

The heinous act of wrapping your warm penis in a tortilla and dousing it in diablo sauce from taco bell

Dude, I watched a video of someone doing a Squirty Burrito last night

by Ilikebigcheese December 15, 2020

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Benny burrito

When you sit on his face and his nose Gets caught in the flaps. Resulting in suffocation. You just got a Benny burrito.

I Benny burrito to him last night

by Victor clit December 20, 2022

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A sex position that involves wrapping your significant other up in a blanket and fucking them

Your a good little cock burrito aren't you

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a burrito filled with all black ingredients and has no soul

damn that emo burrito was tasty asf

by hahahaeatpussy January 06, 2018

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When someones dong is thick, and short.

"I went over to Adam's house last night, he showed me his Burrito Dong."

by Burrito May 25, 2014

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Wrapping a dick or dildo in aluminum foil for lube, preservation or protection.

Amy: "June, did he at least have protection?" June: "No, but I had some Reynolds Wrap, so he gave me the old kinky burrito."

by Titts McGuffin August 08, 2017

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The ooze that comes out of an overfilled burrito when you bite it.

Man, all of your burrito shit could fill a second burrito!

by {FILO} May 05, 2015

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