bullshit

Entirely false information often solicited by Jehovah Witnesses, politicians, and common everyday hicks. Also as a verb: soliciting said information.

My, George W. , what a great Bullshiter you are.
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Am. hist. teacher:"Now, why did you choose to take Am. Hist.?"
student:"I like learning about those who made our country what it is."
teacher:"what excellent bullshit

by The atheist Anarchist Satanic Cleanser of Idiots August 19, 2003

bullshit

cornhole

"People these days always call it "anal intercourse" or "anal rape." Bullshit. Cornhole. It's a man's word: shotgun, chainsaw, cornhole." -George Carlin

by :Plolzugotzcornholedz August 13, 2010

bullshit

cross breed between a bulldog and a shi tzu

person 1: hey dude what kind of dog is that?
person 2: its a bullshit

by wolfwes April 13, 2008

bullshit card

this would be an imaginary card I would pull out of the air, that states what you just told me was complete bullshit? a lie.

My co worker told me that he had sex 41 times in 24 hours. I told him, I'm pulling the bullshit card on that story.

by maddmann72 November 11, 2013

Bullshit

A way someone expresses their extreme disbelief of any topic.

Elounor is such bullshit.

by Larry StylinSON March 4, 2015

bullshit brace

A fat fucking nerdy cunt

go outside bullshit brace

by jackisnotmyname.com October 13, 2016

Huckleberry bullshit

A level of frustrating, time-wasting, and sometimes derogatory information and/or action that is based in malicious ignorance. Usually the information/action have no rational (i.e. Common sense) or useful basis.

most common with inferior higher-ups in a heirarchy who desperately need to feel superior.

Coined during a meeting in 2008, after a night in a NYC gay bar.

Boss: I know I've never sold apples, but we should develop a way they could be peeled like a banana and that would help sales.

Employee 1 to employee 2: What is this huckleberry bullshit.

by Jasperbrown March 10, 2010