Arcane Bullshit

1 - A highly intensionally nonsensical 106-card oracle deck, think Tarot... But with weird characters, cool nudity, and cursing!

2 - The brand behind the deck, which also does a variety of other cool and bizarre designs and Memes and other manners of high holy weirdness.

I just ordered a 3rd edition Arcane Bullshit deck.

Did you see the Arcane Bullshit meme about racism-free eldritch alternatives to the lore of HP Lovecraft? That was EPIC!

by King Of Werd May 7, 2021

Running bullshit

A daily problem which is similar to a "running gag" but never made you laugh : finding the right charger for your laptop, remember an old password, repairing the leaking toilet... Used as syntagm, adjective or interjection.

"Damn! I forgot my running bullshit pass in my jacket!"

by Corduroy par XM September 22, 2016

hopeful bullshit

An abstract plan with positive intentions that is publicized from high-level executives and never ever actually gets a green light to be implemented by anyone. But everyone uses it to avoid doing extra work on the platform.

The micro fixes that normally would be pushed to the customer-facing system are on hold due to the hopeful bullshit.

by LostFido February 11, 2018

iphone bullshit

This is when an iPhone turns off unexpectedly and unreasonably

Guy 1- “My iphone was at 70% and it died.”
Guy 2- “iphone bullshit.”

by Urban_thesaurus December 22, 2017

reeks of bullshit

when someone is full of shit. liar, gossiper, this person is just shady in general.

"omg jake reeks of bullshit."
"i know omg he is so sketchy."

by mustard ass December 10, 2015

Bullshit bud

1. Marijuana which no one is sure of the name or strain.

2. Marijuana bought by an unreliable street dealer.

1. Jack "Dude is this kush?"

Thuggy D "No dude its bullshit bud"

2. Dealer "Ay man this is grade a alabama kush"

Smoker (an hour later) "Ay fuck that dealer this is some bulshit bud"

by McGyverSmoker August 13, 2010

Bullshit Elliot

Something that is just pure bullshit, lies, fibs, backbiting, deceit, deception, detraction, dishonesty, disinformation, distortion, fabrication, falsehood, falseness, fiction, fraudulence, hyperbole, inaccuracy, misrepresentation, myth, revilement, slander, white lie.

Guy 1: I totally slept with Carla last night, she was soooo good.

Guy 2: Bullshit Elliot!

by Last Airbender April 22, 2010