A Bullshit Bump occurs when someone throws a wrench, negatively impacts or otherwise throws a bump into your plans.
Ugh. Bill is saying he moved the location of the gathering all the way to the other end of town an hour before the meeting time. He’s always throwing Bullshit Bumps.
by YourBoyBlue October 26, 2020
Get the Bullshit Bumpmug. (1) Religious mumbo-jumbo that's only motivation is to make money and have weekly comforts
(2) Televangelist Talk
(2) Televangelist Talk
by EmJayee December 16, 2018
Get the PulPit BullShitmug. The clickable banner appearing under an internet video or post about a certain controversial subject, warning that the content of the video may not be an official interpretation of facts according to the editorial staff of the platform, and attempting to present the approved version of reality through a link.
Whenever I try to scroll down to the comment section, I keep accidentally clicking on the Bullshit Banner.
by Government Glasses November 9, 2020
Get the Bullshit Bannermug. (Noun) Def: The years in your life when who slept with whom was both news and important, a topic of discussion and a reason to be angry.
Often used as a pejorative, specifically toward post-high school gossips as they age into their late twenties.
See also: slut shaming.
Often used as a pejorative, specifically toward post-high school gossips as they age into their late twenties.
See also: slut shaming.
Example: my 18 year-old friend just called me crying after someone at a party just shamed her for sleeping with some guy, and I tried to be supportive while thinking, "This is some serious teenage bullshit".
by Loki Wordsmith December 18, 2020
Get the Teenage Bullshitmug. by Additional Air July 31, 2022
Get the Bullshit Artistmug. Its name says it all. It detects bullshit and crap that piles from other people's mouths like verbal shite. They don't know your detecting their full of shite approach. But hey oh. Your bullshit detector goes off the radar when you speak to certain people and you have that quizzical look on your face a raised eye brow and your hand on your chin and they still talk shite at you.
Bullshit detectors are a must have. Get one today.
Bullshit detectors are a must have. Get one today.
"Hey Dave my bullshit detectors tells me your talkin a load of shit."
That guy says a load of shit. My bullshit detector ran right of the spectrum soon as he opened his mouth.
That guy says a load of shit. My bullshit detector ran right of the spectrum soon as he opened his mouth.
by Moscow Man June 8, 2020
Get the BULLSHIT DETECTORmug. Something that is just pure bullshit, lies, fibs, backbiting, deceit, deception, detraction, dishonesty, disinformation, distortion, fabrication, falsehood, falseness, fiction, fraudulence, hyperbole, inaccuracy, misrepresentation, myth, revilement, slander, white lie.
by Last Airbender April 22, 2010
Get the Bullshit Elliotmug.