Monopoly on bullshit

Someone that says something so far-fetched, it can only utter lies.

Some guy just told me that he's best mates with the singer from Deftones, but can't name one of their songs. If that isn't a monopoly on bullshit, I don't know what is?!

by Sandwich McFritos April 11, 2022

protagonist bullshit

The ability of the protagonist of any book, movie, tv show, etc. to be able to almost effortlessly overcome any task within a relatively short amount of time.

In the anime Bleach, the soul reaper captains spend centuries mastering their abilities, but Ichigo is able to surpass them in a matter of days through the power of protagonist bullshit.

by Zoidberg's bitch January 31, 2021

Arcane Bullshit

1 - A highly intensionally nonsensical 106-card oracle deck, think Tarot... But with weird characters, cool nudity, and cursing!

2 - The brand behind the deck, which also does a variety of other cool and bizarre designs and Memes and other manners of high holy weirdness.

I just ordered a 3rd edition Arcane Bullshit deck.

Did you see the Arcane Bullshit meme about racism-free eldritch alternatives to the lore of HP Lovecraft? That was EPIC!

by King Of Werd May 7, 2021

full of bullshit

Running around the house (or wherever) acting like a crazy nutball! Less bad crazy, more fun and excitable. Way too much energy and full of oneself. Be warned, may cause accidental damage to decor and other items. Does not mean untruthful like it's cousin, full of shit.

Friend: What's going on with your kid today??

Me: Who knows bro, he's been full of bullshit all morning!

by Redupyerrewm84 August 27, 2023

Bullshit Artist

"someone who's thought is complete bullshit and will/try bullshit others."

"you can't bullshit a bullshit artist."

by Additional Air July 31, 2022

Bullshit Clown

When a person is frequently spewing obvious lies to everyone that someone has to immediately call them out their bullshit.

Person 1 - Hey guys! Did you know my penis is 12 inches long?!

Person - No it’s not! Stop being such a bullshit clown!

by BungBoy995 February 23, 2022

Bullshit Elliot

Something that is just pure bullshit, lies, fibs, backbiting, deceit, deception, detraction, dishonesty, disinformation, distortion, fabrication, falsehood, falseness, fiction, fraudulence, hyperbole, inaccuracy, misrepresentation, myth, revilement, slander, white lie.

Guy 1: I totally slept with Carla last night, she was soooo good.

Guy 2: Bullshit Elliot!

by Last Airbender April 22, 2010