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Bullshit Bump

A Bullshit Bump occurs when someone throws a wrench, negatively impacts or otherwise throws a bump into your plans.
Ugh. Bill is saying he moved the location of the gathering all the way to the other end of town an hour before the meeting time. He’s always throwing Bullshit Bumps.
by YourBoyBlue October 26, 2020
mugGet the Bullshit Bumpmug.

PulPit BullShit

(1) Religious mumbo-jumbo that's only motivation is to make money and have weekly comforts

(2) Televangelist Talk
Jimmy Swaggart appears weekly on TV to talk that PulPit BullShit
by EmJayee December 16, 2018
mugGet the PulPit BullShitmug.

bullshit banner

The clickable banner appearing under an internet video or post about a certain controversial subject, warning that the content of the video may not be an official interpretation of facts according to the editorial staff of the platform, and attempting to present the approved version of reality through a link.
Whenever I try to scroll down to the comment section, I keep accidentally clicking on the bullshit banner.
by Government Glasses November 9, 2020
mugGet the bullshit bannermug.

Bullshit Barbie

Bullshit Barbie continued to spout covid disinformation
by ranvar September 3, 2022
mugGet the Bullshit Barbiemug.

shot for the bullshit

Wishing you could take a shot of liquor for the shitty situations going on in your life
by Pseudonymanon January 7, 2015
mugGet the shot for the bullshitmug.

Bullshit bud

1. Marijuana which no one is sure of the name or strain.

2. Marijuana bought by an unreliable street dealer.
1. Jack "Dude is this kush?"

Thuggy D "No dude its bullshit bud"

2. Dealer "Ay man this is grade a alabama kush"

Smoker (an hour later) "Ay fuck that dealer this is some bulshit bud"
by McGyverSmoker August 13, 2010
mugGet the Bullshit budmug.

Bullshit Elliot

Something that is just pure bullshit, lies, fibs, backbiting, deceit, deception, detraction, dishonesty, disinformation, distortion, fabrication, falsehood, falseness, fiction, fraudulence, hyperbole, inaccuracy, misrepresentation, myth, revilement, slander, white lie.
Guy 1: I totally slept with Carla last night, she was soooo good.

Guy 2: Bullshit Elliot!
by Last Airbender April 22, 2010
mugGet the Bullshit Elliotmug.

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