brown weed

Nasty brown cheap weed that smells like dirt or hay. Usually smoked by people with very poor connections and limited funds.

"Hey look here comes Ed lookin for his dollar bag of brown weed again. Sell him some of that dirt over there. He'll never know."

by Dank Darryl September 12, 2013

Brown Panther

A sneaky poo that surprises you out of nowhere, often in critical situations.

"Dude I heard you struck out with Melissa! What happened?"
"Well we got back to her place, I was just about to seal the deal when the Brown Panther struck!"
"Oh shit!"

The weightlifter was about to win the gold when the Brown Panther struck!

by Thebrownestpanther November 3, 2013

Brown Goliath

A massive dump. A shit of biblical proportions

Rupert had to ask his wife Mary to inspect his anal sphincter for damage after heaving out a Brown Goliath that morning

by Loopydave October 24, 2019

Brown Marksman

When a shit stain is left on the toilet and every time you go for a piss you aim to wash it off

Hey Jimmy, I just managed to clear that shit stain off the bowl, I am a true Brown Marksman!!

by kendoomus March 27, 2012

Brown Bagel

Referring to someones anus or brown eye.

When I brought that woman from the bar last night she asked me if I wanted to lick her Brown Bagel, and I said Shit yeah!.

by Surge1221 March 26, 2011

crowning brown

Describes a strong urge to poop.

Oh man, that meal was huge and the food baby is is close! I feel like I'm crowning brown.

by texadelphia March 18, 2011

Harris Brown

The most badass sex move you can pull at a party. Once you’re sozzled, snag your cum slut and take her upstairs and start stuffin the muffin koala style. About 3 minutes in, vomit all over her stomach. Bonus points if you do it in the cooch for a green cream pie. Make sure to scream “Blamo” once you’ve done the dirty deed. After you upchuck, go outside the room and cause a scene, make sure you gaslight the whore and let everyone know she was the culprit.

“Dude I was fucking this absolute 3 and I harris brown’d all over her!” “Holy piss man! That’s a level 7 sex move!” “Not even bro, I got it all in her cunt and made a swamp!!”

by red_monkey_butt January 22, 2023