Brown Panther

A sneaky poo that surprises you out of nowhere, often in critical situations.

"Dude I heard you struck out with Melissa! What happened?"
"Well we got back to her place, I was just about to seal the deal when the Brown Panther struck!"
"Oh shit!"

The weightlifter was about to win the gold when the Brown Panther struck!

by Thebrownestpanther November 3, 2013

Brown Goliath

A massive dump. A shit of biblical proportions

Rupert had to ask his wife Mary to inspect his anal sphincter for damage after heaving out a Brown Goliath that morning

by Loopydave October 24, 2019

Browns Jail

Located inside of Firstenergy Stadium in Cleveland Ohio. Browns Jail is known as the most infamous prison in the world due to it's grueling conditions and the type of inmates typically admitted. Violent drunks that can't behave themselves while watching the Cleveland Browns can find themselves getting dragged to this jail by security. There's no food, beer or cigarettes allowed inside. Inmates are left with nothing but their thoughts and love for the Cleveland Browns.

"Dude, I can't believe John threw his warm beer at Hue Jackson. I'm going to pray for that man because we might never see him again if he's sent to Browns Jail."

by CoolManHungryMan November 13, 2018

Brown Trumped

When sycophant Trump supporters spend four years with their heads so far up Trump's bung-hole they never come to realize how despicable he is until he loses the presidency and criminal indictments lock him up.

Marguerite Higgins - pointing to the once rabid MAGA red hatters, "Look, Nellie! What happened to the red hatters? What is the stinky brown goo on their heads?!"

Nellie Bly - "My steadfast investigation into truth reveals those MAGA red hatters were "Brown Trumped!"

by Shallow People Directory November 4, 2020

Brown Bagel

Referring to someones anus or brown eye.

When I brought that woman from the bar last night she asked me if I wanted to lick her Brown Bagel, and I said Shit yeah!.

by Surge1221 March 26, 2011

crowning brown

Describes a strong urge to poop.

Oh man, that meal was huge and the food baby is is close! I feel like I'm crowning brown.

by texadelphia March 18, 2011

Brown Marksman

When a shit stain is left on the toilet and every time you go for a piss you aim to wash it off

Hey Jimmy, I just managed to clear that shit stain off the bowl, I am a true Brown Marksman!!

by kendoomus March 27, 2012