Bra

Some people mistake bras as something that girls use to hold up their breast, but that is COMPLETELY wrong. They're obviously sling shots🙄

Son: Hey mom! Can you grab your bra out of the drawer please! I wanna use then with rocks
Mom: Um. What? Bras are to hold up my chest honey
Son: Um. No mom! Look it up! They're sling shots

by Yourm0m.com February 5, 2022

I’m cool bra

The other person is hesitant about doing something so you gaslight them saying “im cool bra” to save face and not feel rejected.

Yo come over to my place “says 1st guy

“ well I dunno cause you are kind of far” says 2nd guy .
“I’m cool bra” says 1st guy to save face and gaslight making it seem like he is changing his mind except the 2nd guy never wanted to go .

by LuiLifestyle April 4, 2022

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow

when it's colder than eskimo p*ssy.

Snooty: hey bro, is it cold outside? Bout to head to work
Spence: Well g*dammit I reckon it's colder than a witches' titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow
Snooty: True

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow: when it's cold.

by lauferslaxatives March 4, 2022

Conical bra

A cone shaped bra

Damn cardi got that conical bra lookin like a million bucks

by Turdonfire November 11, 2020

Bra

The equivalent of a beard for a lesbian.

A girl who dates a guy to cover-up the fact that she’s a lesbian.

Did you see Katy. She’s definitely using her boyfriend as a bra.

by Foml December 30, 2020

Bra blob

A form of fat occurring from the backside of a bra due to how tight the bra is

My mom had big bra blob yesterday

by Sebastian hiney February 28, 2021

Bra

Similar to a beard used by gay men, a bra is a female companion used by another to create the appearance of being a lesbian by being out on a date with someone of the same sex in order to deflect unwanted male attention.

“Hey girl, are you alone too? The creepers around seem persistent. Wanna be my bra?”

by McChauder March 7, 2021