A new age version of baseball, but with only a pitcher and a batter. The ball must be a stress ball wrapped in electrical tape, and boofed by a large white male for at least 2 days. Basting the ball in anal juices primarily consisting of unseasoned chicken residue will make it sleek and aerodynamic. The bat must be a Fisher-price wiffle ball bat, no wider than an ostrich egg. The ball must be hit up a 10 ft wide middle lane, and the pitcher must field the ball cleanly in order for it to be an out. If the ball gets past the pitcher, it's a base hit. If the ball leaves the field of play in the air in fair territory, it's a boof(homerun). Games are 5 innings minimum, 3 outs for each batter, and 3 strikes/4 balls.
"Hey Anthony, what are you doing tonight?"
"Oh nothing, just taking my daughter to a boofball game."
"Oh nothing, just taking my daughter to a boofball game."
by CLAPPINCH33KS13 October 15, 2019
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Can be in sports, but also in speeches or performances
Trying so hard go do something right, but yet doing everything wrong
Can be in sports, but also in speeches or performances
Trying so hard go do something right, but yet doing everything wrong
1) Joey had an open net for the game winner, but he totally boofed it... Joey sucks!!!
2) Wow, Claudia totally boofed her presentation. I thought she would have gotten better after last time... “nah I think she’s just a loser”
2) Wow, Claudia totally boofed her presentation. I thought she would have gotten better after last time... “nah I think she’s just a loser”
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Hey kid! You want some boof?
by Wilbur's hoe July 1, 2021
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