boob envy

(Noun)
The resentful desire of another woman's bigger or more beautiful breasts. Commonly remarked upon when one female is caught glimpsing into another woman's bosom with a look of envy on her face.

The opposite should really be called reverse boob envy or small boobs envy.

- (whispering) "I so wish I had your boobs!"
- (snooty) "Boob envy? Why don't you get a boob job?"

by Monticello-W October 20, 2016

man boobs

Breasts on a man, either caused by being overweight or having a hormonal imbalance.

Check out the man boobs on Liam R! He needs a bra!
Dude: Hey, Liam, you need a bra, man.
Liam R: Actually, I'm wearing one, just underneath my third roll of fat! Wanna see?

by Manboobboy May 25, 2006

Sweet Boobs

When something is extraordinarily sweet. Replacing "Phat" or "Sick".

"Dude that new car you got is totally sweet boobs!"

by ReneeGB December 31, 2009

boob advantage

Boob Advantage: When you are running late to work but because you have big boobs you make it there on time.

Girl traffic was bad this morning. I pulled into the parking lot at 8:05 am but thanks to my boob advantage they were already sitting on my desk at 8:00 am

by Shellbell2 August 25, 2021

boob sponge

A sponge for your boob that you use when there is too much perspiration in between the boob crack.

Person 1: Hey girl, can I borrow your boob sponge? I'm feeling a little wet
Person 2: Yes, queen! Of course, personal hygiene is something you should value!

by xxxcreamytentacion December 31, 2017

boob blindness

The inability to see flaws in a persons character or statements due to their breasts

I didn't see how mean she was to me for my boob blindness

by knight_dalvo April 17, 2014

Elizabeths boobs

A warm place for squirrels to hide when its cold out.

Its freezing out here, lets gather some nuts and head for Elizabeths boobs!

by blooisblooisbloo March 29, 2020