blumpkin bomb

While a man is shitting and receiving a bj another man runs in as you finish and shoves her head between his legs into the shitty water
I sure gave marge from hr a nice blumpkin bomb this morning.
by Mr the sandwich March 20, 2017
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Hobo Blumpkin

The seductive art of performing oral sex on a homeless person while they are simultaneously feasting on the contents of your dinner's to-go box.
I really wanted to give the homeless guy an Hobo Blumpkin but he doesn't eat pork.
by kdbamaman November 11, 2012
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Blumpkin Spoogester

A male defecating while simultaneously receiving genital stimulation to the point of climax. The presence of spooge is important.
The only time I had a blumpkin spoogester was during college when a wild-eyed sophomore mounted me on the toilet. Cuming that way was a strange sensation. In fact, it is one that I will never forget, and I am nearing 90 years old.
by Lady de Minthe February 08, 2021
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Rumpel Blumpkin

Is derived from "Blumpkin" where you receive fellatio while defacating. However, a Rumpel Blumpkin is when you receive fellatio in a the same bathroom stall or toilet as somebody who is defacating.
I took this chick to the bathroom, but Joey was already taking a dump, so she straight gave me a Rumpel Blumpkin while he watched.
by Pico Rivera February 01, 2016
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Dolores Blumpkin

A blowjob in a port-o-potty. Lavatory indicator should show half red, half green.
"After a Coco Loco, I found myself needing to void my bowels, only to find the lavatory occupied by two men engaging in a Dolores Blumpkin."
by Kimmaaaaay March 19, 2016
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Reverse blumpkin

(Noun) The incredible experience of getting ones salad tossed while urinating simultaneously.
I came back to smoke a joint. The reverse blumpkin was just a bonus.
by FlappiVajyna May 30, 2021
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