Blob Blocker

Another word for a tampon.

Hey Jess, My blob has arrived...got any blob blockers?

by TescoBringsAllTheMumsToTheYard November 22, 2011

Cockless Blocker

A female friend that ( with the best intentions ) tries to set up a guy with random girls at a party. Generally by getting too drunk and approaching groups of girls, whispering and pointing at the guy. Thereby destroying any chance he has of getting with the girls.

Cher - Heeeyyyy Dya mind if my friend Mark dances with usss, Heeesh really niice...And heeeeesh shingle (wink)

Phil - Hey Mark, Cher is totally messing shit up for you with those girls. Shes making you look a total mong

Mark - I know dude, She is a proper Cockless Blocker when she's hammered.

by Silverback Sweep May 25, 2012

Cop Blocker Cop

a result of a friend, stranger, or acquaintance making police relations (by accident or on purpose) with a member of the police force of the same or opposite sex impossible due to his/her power position.

That religious sheriff prevented me from being protected by his force because he did not agree with my beliefs.The sheriff is a Cop Blocker Cop.

by law abiding patriot December 13, 2012

Brill-blocked

When a young couple is sitting on a park bench and about to make-out; however, due to the old lady who just sat down next to them, first base is unable to be attained due to a comment made by the old lady, embarrassment, etc.

We had a great date. He bought me dinner and we walked around the park, but unfortunately we got Brill-blocked.

by MUNstar September 25, 2012

bowel blocker

A person who either intentionally or inadvertently prevents another person from having a movement.

I can't poop with an audience and I have three kids, two dogs and a wife who don't believe in privacy. My life is full of bowel blockers.

by benthered October 20, 2013

cluck blocked

To be cock blocked by a chick.

eg. At the BBQ Aryeh was trying to hit on Ilana but was cluck blocked by Rebecca who quite fancied the pants off him.

Usage: "Man, that girl totally cluck blocked you!"

by LemonLion October 31, 2013

cloud blocked

Happens when astronomers cannot see their stars due to weather conditions

Tonight's lunar eclipse was unfortunately cloud blocked.
I'm cloud blocked from my point of view.

by GottaCloudBlockProblemHere April 15, 2014