A SoCal (Southern California) Asster Blaster is a response to be used when buying strange combinations of items at a grocery or convenience store (I.E. A cucumber, cat food, and antifreeze)
by The Flying Mastadon January 13, 2018
Get the SoCal Asster Blastermug. A very small gun a girl can carry in her purse for self defense or if Starbucks runs out of pumpkin spice lattes
by anonymous August 17, 2021
Get the hoe blastermug. 
A self defense weapon built by Swiss company Guardian Angel and marketed in the U.S. By Kimber firearms. It fires a blast of pepper spray at high velocity up to 13 feet. It points like a pistol and delivers its payload via a pyrotechnic charge for each of its two shots
Some guy tried to rob my wife with a knife but before he could get to her she hit him with the pepper blaster and he was a miserable ball of agony from then on. Next time though she will use her new Kel Tech p3At...then it's dirt nap time!
by Dapper Dagorhirim May 9, 2015
Get the pepper blastermug. A fine ass woman, that freezes your eyes on her and you can't stop looking, making you want to blast her...
by Jack Daddy 101 January 16, 2014
Get the Chilly Blastermug. When you’re alone farting under a blanket but then someone lifts up the blanket and gets blasted in the face by your stench
“Man, I was letting them rip in bed last night and then Brent tried to get under the covers and got hit so hard by my Dutch Oven Blaster that he gagged!”
by Gilbra DeCaturd September 3, 2021
Get the Dutch Oven Blastermug. A drink that is manufactured, distributed, and consumed primarily for the temporary increase in penis potency and size. This substance is reddish in color, and is always adorned with a heart shape froth layer to remind you of how much smashing you will partake in after consumption. Management has since labeled this a class 2 drug, so don't get caught with your pants down when cracking a cold one with the boys.
by gl;on May 4, 2021
Get the Red Cock Blastermug.