Mexican baseball bat

A sexual act, in which a man's testicles are held in a womand's mouth as she sucks on them, and the man slaps his penis across her face until he ejaculates on her face.

Guy nummber 1:"Dude, I got Sharon to do a mexican baseball bat last night!!"
Guy number 2:"Oh, man, that's tight. How'd you get her to do that?"
Guy number 1:"I hit her with a regular bat until she agreed to it."

by ohemmeffgee January 19, 2007

4th Base

You've left third base already, but failed to reach home. Now you are currently stuck in the twilight zone of an awkward, in-between base. I am not talking baseball.

Jerry left Bible study early, so 4th base was as far as we got.

by Skullwood June 30, 2015

Base

Morally low, shallow and low-brow

Eli: A club night added me on Facebook, that means I now have 352 friends! Fly like a G6 boys!! Do you guys wanna watch Skins later? They smoke weed in this one.

Jeremy: You are base

by MrRizlaSmoker September 9, 2011

37th base

When you both jump off of an airplane with a parachute and do it in midair.

37th base is almost impossible to attain, but it is possible for those determined.

by Adel7 December 28, 2007

desi third base

going to an indian restaurant for chai or lassi, preferably as inexpensive as possible

O dude, Swasti and I reached desi third base last night! I took her to Bombay Talk and we had a magically masaledar time!

by Dan Babu November 30, 2006

68th base

While eating Fruit salad, you must ACCIDENTAllY spill it all over your pants. You then go on to gain a boner. You watch porn but suddenly get sucked into computer and set back to the year 1969. Proceed to have sex with every single baseball player on the New York Mets of this year. Once this done, sacrifice one player of your choice and summon Posiden God of the sea. Have sex with Posiden and then ask him to send you back to the present time. Take the original spill fruit salad, spill it again but still ACCIDENTATLY onto your pants and resume the entire process once again. Once these steps are completed 68 times, you have reached 68th base.

Man 1: "Dude I reached 68th base last night!"

Man 2: "Really? But wasn't Posiden pissed?

by Dogs? March 9, 2010

white base55

One of a handful of people in LUEChat with no sense or no idea of what a life is.

What a stupid nigger. OH WAIT HE'S NOT EVEN BLACK, HE'S JUST SOME SPIC WHO ACTS LIKE IT

by pee April 25, 2005