the basement closet

When you are secretly a nerd but are also secretly gay.

Travis, come out of the basement closet already. Everyone knows you blow Taurens on world of warcraft.

by RSMILEY88 June 24, 2022

Wet basement mudslide

The act of shitting your pants while sitting then sliding out of your current position like you’re going down a slide.

Man I was so lazy Sunday afternoon. I had to go to the bathroom, but instead of going I just sat on my couch and gave myself a Wet Basement MudSlide.

Wet basement mudslide meaning: shitting yourself while sitting and sliding out of your position as if you were on a slide.

by Soup kitchen bros August 27, 2022

house basher

An electrician who only wires up house's.

This house basher could never make more than $35 an hour

by Japorah July 1, 2023

peanut butter basher

A sexual act that involves taking a basball bat to someones ass, inserting it, and swirling it around. When it it removed, a peanut butter like substance will be extracted and found on the end.

Don't piss me off, I've got a bat and I'll give you a peanut butter basher.

by BadAssInventor August 7, 2012

Stuck in the basement

The act of being a male while having attraction to women, but unable to obtain a relationship.

"Why's Jack nervous around Shelly?" "He's just Stuck in the basement."

by Heel-Gemini October 18, 2018

bate bay body bashers

2017 whomp off Australia champions. A bodysurfing club based in the bate Bay Area of Cronulla that do weekly meet ups every Sunday at 7:30am

Let’s go to gate 8 and bodysurf with the bate bay body bashers this Sunday

by Corey sainsbury November 19, 2018

Mason’s basement

A place occupied by someone who isn’t worth a fuck and full of used condoms and beer cans

John’s place is a shit hole but is nothing compared to a Mason’s basement

by anonymous September 5, 2021