Baking a Cake

Art of creating a relationship with a women. Meeting a girl is spotting the ingredients. Introducing yourself and/or talking to her for the first time is buying the ingredients. Putting the cake in the oven is when your "talking" with a girl. Taking the cake out is dating a girl. Eatting the cake is doing anything sexual with a girl. Little bits are kissing and making out. Decent bite is a makeout session/ dry humping/a lot of physical body contact/fingering. Eatting half of the cake is receiving/performing oral sex. Eatting the whole cake is having sexual intercourse. Very simple, but can become extremely creative and easy to use.

"Hey bro, whats up with that girl? you baking a cake?"

"lol yea bro its still in the oven. ima take it out in a couple weeks."

"dope dope im already eatting my cake dog"

"hahaha nice nice"

by happybakerAchmed:) February 28, 2009

cake bake

1.The act of obstructing one person's advances towards another.

2.A situation that obstructs; an obstacle

3.An act of ill etiquette in which a male is speaking to one female in a group of females, and the alpha female creates a disruptive environment.

I was kicking it to some fine lady until Abid cake bake-d me...I ended up taking a long cold shower that night.

by Babylon631 October 26, 2011

baked chicken

Usually a female, while laying on her back with her arms and legs drawn up like the limbs on a baked chicken.

After doing it doggie style, my girlfriend turned over on her back into the baked chicken.

by PooperScooper September 24, 2003

turkey bake

When you're having sex with a girl. You dip your finger in meth and put it in her ass, that way she never wants to stop having sex.

Yo man you remember that one girl

Yeah, why?

I turkey baked her!

by jcsoloman5000 May 4, 2010

Baked Off

Watching 'The Great British Bake Off' while high on marijuana edibles - Particularly Baked good

'Ready to watch baked off tonight?'
'Yeah sounds good'

by Jean Pierre-Jean October 11, 2020

baking up

To start the day by smoking a joint
aka wake and bake

The best part of waking up is baking up!
Wake and bake, man! That's my entire philosophy!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 25, 2009

bake-away

A bake-away is a bakery and a takeaway

Greggs the bakers is also a sandwich, savoury and cake takeaway so combined is a bake-away

by MLP September 11, 2006