bollockitis

A mysterious aching pain in the right testicle that appears on and off for 6 months.

"Ah knackers, my bollockitis is playing up again".

by Martin September 24, 2003

strawberry bollock

a large red bollock

mine large and red hung and hairy ie a strawberry bollock

by jay12344321123 July 11, 2006

bollock

Something dogs can lick
A good telling off
Do bees have them?

"hey looks that doghs licking its own bollocks!!"
"You're gonna get the bollocking of your life you little bollock!"

by Guy March 29, 2005

bollock trotter

word I made up 4 someone who has a relationship with sum 1s balls with their feet

"Jeffry that was a great bollock trotting u gave me

by Michael K May 13, 2003

bollock pollen

another word for a mans seed, aka semen, spunk and other variations of the word

"i have been saving my bollock pollen for a girl like you"

" i have mighty bollock pollen"

by dohbag aka luke doherty May 13, 2009

bollcoks

definition of a woman who is a retard

tania is bollcoks

by warrendj51 October 25, 2017

bollocky

A Slang name for someone who is a bit rigid or like to give out rollockings and telling people off

Alright bollocky, have you told anyone off today?

by PJtheDJ2 July 15, 2019