Blaster

A autobot that has posters of soundwave

Blaster ejected his pets.

by mr optimus prime February 4, 2024

Blaster

An individual who is always down to have a good time and be hilarious. A Blaster Is not judgmental and above all is absolutely NOT boring.

"Guys my friend is coming out with us tonight, you'll like him don't worry he's a Blaster"

by master blast February 27, 2022

Blaster Camper

A person in a multiplayer game who will camp in a turret or gun-like form waiting for any enemy to arise, these players will not leave this form the entire game unless killed.

Usually these players will try to camp up high and far away from you as to snipe you from afar.

Watch out for that Blaster Camper over there, just go the other way and you will get him.
Blaster Campers are so annoying.

by kk5dire April 4, 2021

Ass Blaster

Sticking a power washer and proceeding to turn it on, effectively cleaning out one's insides. Soap is optional.

Dude, I had my power washer on hand so I totally gave him an ass blaster!

by Sweater man March 10, 2017

tittie blaster

An Extreme expression when something goes wrong, or a comeback

You are a tittie blaster for not giving pay

by fuckbitchesgetmoney666 September 19, 2016

Turkey Blaster

To transfer 2 cups of fudge from mouth to ass. Doing this in reverse is known as the Reverse Turkey Blaster (but real fudge must be used, otherwise its a psuedo-reverse turkey blaster, yes with lower case).

We were up all night turkey blastin'.
That dude is a prime Turkey Blaster candidate.

by Masked Sombrero January 13, 2023

Grampy Blaster

Senior Set speakers built into either a fanny pack or manpurse.
They are used to project coolness and bad taste in public spaces.

The swill coming from that dude's grampy blaster is driving me nuts. He should shut it off or go away.

by wheelsucker October 8, 2022