battle beard

The crusty, leftover residues left from a particularily enthusiastic session of cunnilingus on one's face.

The lad had such a crazy night licking out multiple girls. He had a battle beard which would have surprised even the most battle-hardened fanny lickers.

by Kirkus Maximus May 05, 2017

Lightsaber Battle

When two guys put on glow in the dark condoms and hit smack their dicks against each other's dicks until one is sliced off, ultimately resulting in wining the heart of a lady

I won a lightsaber battle with joe last night and now Taylor Swift is my girlfriend

by October 31, 2020

Battle of the Parkers

Nevermind the Battle of the Parkers happened again. We're all so fucking dead, it's up to the first name Parker.

Yo the Battle of the Parkers is getting kind of old.

by BattlerOfTheParkers June 03, 2023

Battle of the Parkers

The Battle of Parkers happened yesterday kinda sucked. Middle name Parker easily one though.

The Battle of the Parkers kinda sucks huh.

by BattlerOfTheParkers June 03, 2023

Battle of the Parkers

When the Parkers battle and the world is made a better place, or Armageddon begins.

I hate the Battle of the Parkers.

by BattlerOfTheParkers June 04, 2023

The Battle Driver

The name of a man's penis that measures in at least 8 inches long and 3.5 inches thick. It will forever guide him in the direction that he must go.

I didn't know which club I should hit up tonight, so I looked to the battle driver for guidance.

Tom's battle driver tore Jill a new vaginal crease.

by Willie Fhisther July 08, 2011

final battle

Basically the last battle in a video game, real life, or anything, to be fair.

Hey dude, I got to the final battle in Undertale!

by thedudemeakame1222 February 06, 2017